jfk

the airport not the guy who had marilyn monroe murdered allegedly im just jokin around here but i was just at the airport named after that dude who definitely did not have anyone murdered as far as i know and even if he did ill still watch the movie jfk im not boycotting jfk but i dont watch woody movies bc hes still alive and i kinda dont like them even the good ones ive tried man but not my thing it would be weird for me to try again and deep dive now like ive never seen hannah and her sisters never gonna happen. what about the mike jackson movie hes dead and ive heard the movie ends right before all the unpleasantness i mean alleged unpleasantness dont want to get a cease and desist from blankets law team i dont know nothin dont think ill see the movie though but im not judging the packed theaters ill listen to gotta be startin something anyway im boarding a plane at jfk zone 5 thats some gold level status which the bottom of airlines but top at the olympics so im heading to 48g and i got recognized as a comedian by some dude which has only happened like 3 times and one was a mistake i think im pretty sure they thought i was another dude but i look like a lotta dudes ppl tell me all the time that i look like their cousin or old roommate i never see the resemblance once i was at a bar and these ppl were saying how much i look like their friend so they get him to come over so we can have our minds blown like are we twins or something but this dude not only looks nothing like me hes really handsome he might have been a model so im apologizing to him saying i dont think we look alike theyre crazy he was cool about it because hes good looking and that opens the whole world up not that im fucked up looking but im not hot which is fine i dont mind i have 2 bros so ive seen how 3 roles of the genetical dice go and made out the best dont tell my bros but im easily the best looking one thats a relief but yeah i got recognized by a dude on the plane who said hes a fan of my work and knew my name so he wasnt thinking im zach galifiknakis must have been so exciting for him see a real celeb walking back to coach past his delta comfort plus if any of you see me out in public please say hello and make a huge deal out of it so other ppl see but im going to say pls allow me my privacy im just a man trying to live my life no sorry no selfies then ill look up a yell why must i be imprisoned by fame itll be a fun gag for us. shout out to that dude in comfort plus true hero. see ya -chris